normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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