I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
