That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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