I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
so that wasnt chicken after all
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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