How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
