Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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