He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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