Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Randomize
