Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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