I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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