Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you didnt know i had herpes?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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