trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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