I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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