But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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