I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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