I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
there was a trapeze. enough said
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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