I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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