If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
