wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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