Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Randomize