Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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