Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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