This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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