Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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