Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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