walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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