jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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