Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
