She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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