it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Mom said you looked used
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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