Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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