Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
third nipple confirmed
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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