Heybabeimwearingurpanties
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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