just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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