We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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