I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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