This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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