How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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