theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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