that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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