well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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