He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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