You work out of a Hotel?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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