I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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