I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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