What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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