I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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