But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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