She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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