It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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