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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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