Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
