But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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