We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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