So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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