She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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