I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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